May 4, 2012
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The Ten Most Read Books in the World, of which I’ve read two. Art, by definition, is unpopular.

The Ten Most Read Books in the World, of which I’ve read two.

Art, by definition, is unpopular.

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December 2, 2010
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But does Ron sparkle?

But does Ron sparkle?

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September 17, 2010
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Her anagraptronym is more literary than anything Stephanie Meyer actually ever “wrote”.

Her anagraptronym is more literary than anything Stephanie Meyer actually ever “wrote”.

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September 16, 2010
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“ If you look very, very clearly at what kind of values the ‘Twilight’ books propagate, these are very conservative values that do not in any way endorse independent thinking or personal development or a woman’s position as an independent creature.
Maria Nikolajeva, professor of education at Cambridge, who recently organized a conference on the influence of literature on teenage minds.
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June 8, 2010
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That’s no movie, that’s a piece of crap.

That’s no movie, that’s a piece of crap.

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June 4, 2010
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Unless it is anything from the Twilight saga, in which case the suck is pretty much ubiquitous and inestimable.

Unless it is anything from the Twilight saga, in which case the suck is pretty much ubiquitous and inestimable.

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May 14, 2010
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It raises the question: Do Hufflepuffs sparkle?

It raises the question: Do Hufflepuffs sparkle?

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April 28, 2010
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If Edward would just kill Jacob already, Bella could have the best of both worlds.

If Edward would just kill Jacob already, Bella could have the best of both worlds.

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April 13, 2010
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It’s probably bad when your poster is more interesting than your movie. Also: Robert Pattinson dies in 9/11. There, I saved you some money. Thank me later.

It’s probably bad when your poster is more interesting than your movie.

Also: Robert Pattinson dies in 9/11. There, I saved you some money. Thank me later.

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April 2, 2010
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Taylor Swift + Taylor Lautner = Taylor Lautner x 2

Taylor Swift + Taylor Lautner = Taylor Lautner x 2

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