December 15, 2010
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“ Ma’am, this is eBay, not a car dealership.
the shining zenith of redditor BadgerMatt’s duping of an uncooperative eBay buyer.
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December 14, 2010
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“ Strictly speaking, one immortal monkey would be sufficient.
Jorge Luis Borges, “The Total Library”
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November 17, 2010
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The cat will mew, and dog will have his day — Hamlet, V.i.170

The cat will mew, and dog will have his day

— Hamlet, V.i.170

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October 21, 2010
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“ The world of obscenity is your oyster.
UPenn medical student Alex Hirsch, referring to fistulas.
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July 1, 2010
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The best defense against bullies is a nerdy knowledge of movie quotes.

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June 29, 2010
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Hi, I’m Troy McClure, in list form.

Hi, I’m Troy McClure, in list form.

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June 4, 2010
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Unless it is anything from the Twilight saga, in which case the suck is pretty much ubiquitous and inestimable.

Unless it is anything from the Twilight saga, in which case the suck is pretty much ubiquitous and inestimable.

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June 3, 2010
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“ You have to get crabs before you can truly fall in love.
So begins a short story by Snowden Wright with you as the main character
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May 28, 2010
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“ If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture.
A warning notice to all non-pet-owning visitors found
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April 28, 2010
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“ Some problems in the world are not bullet-izable.
Brig. Gen. H. R. McMaster, (ironically) referring to the current overuse of PowerPoint amongst military brass in conducting “bullet-izable” wars.
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